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“Boar took your tarp?”
“It was dark, but, yeah, pretty sure it was a boar.”
“I thought the boar had vacated this area.”
“Genius, I think we got some bad info.”
“What was he doing inside your tent?”
“It was staring at me.”
“Then it came at me, so I hit it, and it ran off into the jungle.”
“With your tarp. Perhaps he wanted to go camping.”
“You enjoying yourself?”
“Well… laugh it up, Muhammed. But I come back and find my stuff’s gone, I’m coming after you.”

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